Article 4XGRB Demon Kicking Self For Inhabiting Child When He Could’ve Possessed Someone Who Could Buy A Gun

Demon Kicking Self For Inhabiting Child When He Could’ve Possessed Someone Who Could Buy A Gun

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GUILFORD, CT-Disappointed that his efforts thus far could best be defined as minor mischief, the cacodemon Artaraz, known as Chamberlain of the Void, Lord of the Unglimpsed, and He Who Dwells Beyond The Third Seal, confessed Monday to "feeling like a complete idiot" for possessing the mortal form of 6-year-old Chase"

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