Cory Booker Drops Out Of 2020 Rat Race After Falling In Love With Small-Town Iowa Life
by The Onion from on (#4XVJT)
ALGONA, IA-Sitting in the diner where he now eats breakfast every morning, Senator Cory Booker announced Monday that he was dropping out of the 2020 rat race after falling in love with small-town Iowa life. "I've spent my whole life worrying about my career, chasing the next big position, but after spending all this"