Democratic Candidates Immediately Descend Into Violent Pandemonium Without Cory Booker’s Message Of Love
by The Onion from on (#4XXBH)
DES MOINES, IA-Following the New Jersey senator's decision to end his bid for the White House, sources confirmed Tuesday that without Cory Booker's message of love and unity to hold it together, a bloody wave of chaos and rage had spread through the Democratic presidential field. According to eyewitnesses, absent"