Republican Senators Maintain They’ll Weigh All Evidence Before Carrying Trump Out On Shoulders
by The Onion from on (#4Y2JS)
WASHINGTON-Stressing that their duty to uphold the Constitution required impartiality in their role as jurors, Republican senators told reporters Friday that they would weigh all evidence before lifting President Donald Trump into the air and carrying him outside on their shoulders. "Look, as senators, we swore a"