Article 4Y2YN Man Assumed Being Heartless, Egotistical Maniac Would Have Made Him Richer By Now

Man Assumed Being Heartless, Egotistical Maniac Would Have Made Him Richer By Now

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SAN FRANCISCO-Voicing frustration with a strategy that had inexplicably failed to pay off, local man Cole Peterson admitted to reporters Friday that he assumed being a heartless, egotistical maniac would have made him richer by now. "I really thought being a cutthroat asshole at work and selling out all my friends and"

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