Top 6 Happiest Countries In The World
Education: Top Finnish-language program in world
Source Of Tranquility: Near total ethnic homogeneity
National Anthem: Repeatedly chanting "Finland" in increasing volume until things sort of die out
Most Popular Dish: Pickled ice
Life Expectancy: 80.63 years, but in Finland
Last Violent Crime: Cudgel War of 1596
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