Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues
by The Onion from on (#4YCT4)
WASHINGTON-Arguing that a protracted congressional trial wasn't in the best interests of everyday floating nude Americans, melting giraffe congressman Fauna Anuaf reportedly warned Friday that focusing on the impeachment of President Donald Trump was distracting from the surreal issues. "When there are so many people"