How do you like them Apples? Cook drops 'record' 30 times* on conf call as iPhone sales up, services up, wearables up

A year ago, as Apple CEO Tim Cook mustered the strength to defend Apple's strategy in the face of shrinking sales and profits, he could have been forgiven for starting the day by privately weeping into his sugar-free cereal and unsweetened almond milk - the breakfast of Valley kings."