Kushner Promises Israel Plan Will Relocate All Palestinians To Generous Swath Of Mediterranean Sea
by The Onion from on (#4YM1W)
WASHINGTON-Claiming that the proposal represented a "realistic two-state solution," Jared Kushner held a press conference Wednesday to make assurances that the administration's Israel plan would relocate all Palestinians to a generous swath of the Mediterranean Sea. "We have not forgotten about the Palestinian people,"