Article 4YM9A Olive Garden Food Scientists Rapidly Running Out Of Foods To Scampi

Olive Garden Food Scientists Rapidly Running Out Of Foods To Scampi

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ORLANDO, FL-Expressing concern that previous work in the field had pushed their most popular cooking technique far beyond its limits, research scientists at Olive Garden announced Wednesday that their latest data indicated they are rapidly running out of foods to scampi. "We've done shrimp, chicken, pasta, spring"

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