Article 4YV6J Man Wastes Entire Life Chasing Unrealistic Pipe Dream Of Being Loved And Respected

Man Wastes Entire Life Chasing Unrealistic Pipe Dream Of Being Loved And Respected

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AURORA, IL-Lamenting at how naive he was to believe such a thing was actually possible, 73-year-old Illinois resident Johnny Krissel told reporters Monday that he regretted wasting his entire life chasing an unrealistic pipe dream of being loved and respected. "Ever since I was a little boy, I've had this crazy,"

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