DNC Offers Startup $500 Million To Develop Pencil That Can Accurately Record Election Results
by The Onion from on (#4YX2G)
WASHINGTON-Hoping the yellow, graphite-based writing instrument would allay voter doubts following the chaos of the Iowa caucuses, the Democratic National Committee reportedly offered a technology startup $500 million Tuesday to develop a pencil that can accurately record election results. "As of this morning, we have"