Article 4YYTD Corporate Lawyer Achieves Career Masterpiece With McDonald’s Monopoly Contest Rules

Corporate Lawyer Achieves Career Masterpiece With McDonald’s Monopoly Contest Rules

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CHICAGO-Reflecting on what would surely be one day considered his crowning professional accomplishment, corporate lawyer Connor Renaldi announced Wednesday that he had achieved a career masterpiece in finally completing the infallible, ironclad rules to McDonald's Monopoly contest. "This has been my magnum opus, and"

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