Article 4Z7GF Man Calms Down From Violent Rage After Seeing ‘Or Current Resident’ On Misaddressed Letter

Man Calms Down From Violent Rage After Seeing ‘Or Current Resident’ On Misaddressed Letter

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ROCKFORD, IL-Unclenching his fists as blood spilled from fingernail lacerations on his palms, area man Dan Collins reportedly calmed from a violent rage Tuesday after he noticed a misaddressed letter also included "or current resident" as the intended recipient. "Oh, thank God," said Collins, panting as a pulsing vein"

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