CEO Of Robotics Corporation Tells Sobbing Andrew Yang That He Was His Greatest Creation
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WASHINGTON-Stroking his hair as the former presidential candidate fell to his knees in despair, Professor Elijah Tresswell, CEO of Tresswell Robotics, reportedly told a sobbing Andrew Yang Wednesday that he was his greatest creation. "I understand that this must be quite a shock to you, Andrew, but all your memories"