Panicking Aides Finally Locate Biden At Wrong Venue Following Cirque Du Soleil Performers Onstage
by The Onion from on (#4ZKRK)
LAS VEGAS-After frantically searching for the former vice president in the hours leading up to Wednesday night's debate, panicked campaign aides reportedly located Joe Biden at Las Vegas' Treasure Island Hotel, where the candidate appeared to have followed a Cirque du Soleil troupe onstage. "There he is, up"