Bloomberg Housekeepers Brace For Another Day Of Dressing Up Like DNC Candidates And Letting Boss Beat Them In Debate
by The Onion from on (#4ZN2J)
NEW YORK-Standing behind podiums scattered around the living room, Mike Bloomberg's housekeepers braced for another day of dressing up like DNC candidates and letting their boss beat them in a debate, sources confirmed Thursday. "I'm supposed to be polishing the silver today, but instead I have to wear a stupid white"