Article 4ZXB3 ‘I’m Free, I’m Finally Free!’ Thinks Parent Before Realizing Lost Child Just Hiding Inside Clothes Rack

‘I’m Free, I’m Finally Free!’ Thinks Parent Before Realizing Lost Child Just Hiding Inside Clothes Rack

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KENOSHA, WI-Exulting with joy as she kicked over an empty stroller, mother Michelle Groves, 34, was observed saying "I'm free, I'm finally free" to herself and several onlookers in Target Wednesday, moments before realizing her child was simply hiding inside a nearby clothing rack. "At last I've cast off my burden!"

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