‘Whatavirus?’ Says Half-Naked Mike Pence Brushing Crumbs Off Stomach While Taking First Call From Trump In 18 Months
by The Onion from on (#4ZZDM)
WASHINGTON-As he bolted upright on the couch where he lay beneath a pile of empty Fig Newton wrappers Thursday, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly took his first phone call from President Trump in 18 months, mumbling, "Whatavirus?" while he brushed crumbs off his bare stomach and chest. "No-I'm awake, I'm awake-was"