Article 501CW Man Annoyed He No Longer Even Able To Go To Wuhan To Eat Bats Without Mom Freaking Out

Man Annoyed He No Longer Even Able To Go To Wuhan To Eat Bats Without Mom Freaking Out

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JACKSONVILLE, FL-Acknowledging his frustration about his overprotective parent, area man Mark Folta told reporters Friday that he couldn't even go to Wuhan to eat bats anymore without his mom completely freaking out. "I've tried to explain to her that this is something I have done dozens upon dozens of times before"

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