Article 504VE Depressed Mom Can’t Even Enjoy Adult Son’s New Haircut

Depressed Mom Can’t Even Enjoy Adult Son’s New Haircut

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TOLEDO, OH-Provoking widespread familial concern with her uncharacteristically gloomy outlook, depressed mother Linda Cartwright reportedly displayed a complete inability Monday to enjoy her adult son's new haircut. "I knew something was wrong when she didn't say anything about how grown-up and neat I look," said Nick"

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