Vindictive Amy Klobuchar Elected Mayor Of South Bend, Indiana
by The Onion from on (#509YE)
SOUTH BEND, IN-Triumphantly celebrating victory with an adoring crowd of supporters, vindictive former Democratic presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar was elected mayor of South Bend, IN, sources confirmed Thursday. "South Bend has taken a step into a bright new day by finally electing a leader it deserves, and I'm"