Article 50FMJ CDC Advises Americans To Protect Against Coronavirus By Piling Into This Here Tub For A Scrubbin’

CDC Advises Americans To Protect Against Coronavirus By Piling Into This Here Tub For A Scrubbin’

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ATLANTA-Reckoning that the new measure was a "mighty powerful way" to prevent the spread of the infectious disease, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention advised Americans Monday to protect against the coronavirus by piling into this here tub for a good scrubbin'. "Now listen up-we're gonna need each and"

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