Article 50H08 Insecure Man Worried Everyone At Gym Will Stare At His Perfectly Chiseled Body

Insecure Man Worried Everyone At Gym Will Stare At His Perfectly Chiseled Body

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FLAGSTAFF, AZ-Voicing his deep-seated feelings of body-related self-consciousness, local man Will Bettner admitted Tuesday that he was worried everyone at his gym was staring at his perfectly chiseled body. "I simply want to take care of my body, but I feel like everyone is just ogling its rippling, godlike"

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