Article 50JPZ ‘I Can’t Wait To Dress Up As The Coronavirus For Halloween,’ Says Man Who Will Be Dead By May

‘I Can’t Wait To Dress Up As The Coronavirus For Halloween,’ Says Man Who Will Be Dead By May

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DUBLIN, OH-Eagerly expounding on what he described as "probably [his] best costume idea ever," local 28-year-old Aiden Johnston, who sources confirmed will be dead by May, told reporters Wednesday he can't wait to dress up as Covid-19 for Halloween. "Oh, man, it'd be so funny if I went as the coronavirus and my"

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