Article 50SRT Porn Industry Leaders Announce Immediate Closure Of All Orifices

Porn Industry Leaders Announce Immediate Closure Of All Orifices

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LAS VEGAS-Emphasizing that the high-traffic, high-impact areas could have far-reaching ramifications for the spread of coronavirus, porn industry leaders held a press conference Monday to announce the immediate closure of all orifices. "Although this was a difficult decision, as of this morning, we have ordered a"

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