Biden Pledges To Select Woman As Vice President Since Position Doesn’t Entail Much Anyway
by The Onion from on (#50SSP)
WASHINGTON-In a bid to secure support for his nomination as the Democratic Party's candidate for president, Joe Biden reportedly pledged Sunday to select a woman as vice president since the position doesn't entail much anyway. "I promise that my vice president will be a woman, since pretty much anyone can do this job,"