Article 50VV3 Nation’s 108 Million Service Industry Workers Assure Public That Job Is Just Way To Stay Busy After Winning Lottery Years Ago

Nation’s 108 Million Service Industry Workers Assure Public That Job Is Just Way To Stay Busy After Winning Lottery Years Ago

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WASHINGTON-Stressing that they'd be "just fine" amid mass layoffs and temporary unemployment looming over the sector, the nation's 108 million service industry workers assured the public Tuesday that their jobs were just a way to stay busy after winning the lottery years ago. "Listen, we just do this to stay grounded"

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