Conservative Worries Relief Checks Would Discourage Americans From Providing For Selves By Killing Him And Taking His Property
by The Onion from on (#50WWB)
NEW HAVEN, CT-Speaking out against proposals to provide federal assistance to Americans hardest hit by the pandemic-fueled economic downturn, local conservative Mark Garrett expressed worry Wednesday that relief checks would discourage citizens from learning to provide for themselves by killing him and taking his"