Trump Seeks To Stimulate Economy By Sending Rare Autographed Photo To Every American
by The Onion from on (#50Z8G)
WASHINGTON-With markets plummeting and many workers losing jobs as the coronavirus pandemic wreaks havoc on businesses, President Donald Trump announced Thursday a plan to stimulate the economy by sending a rare autographed 8-by-10-inch glossy photograph of himself to every U.S. resident. "We know people are hurting"