Article 50Z8H Defiant 123-Year-Old Not Going To Let Coronavirus Stop Him From Hanging Out With Friends

Defiant 123-Year-Old Not Going To Let Coronavirus Stop Him From Hanging Out With Friends

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BALTIMORE-Stressing that the pandemic represented nothing more than mass hysteria dreamed up in the newspapers, 123-year-old Milton Hammond told reporters Thursday that he was not going to let the coronavirus stop him from hanging out with his friends. "Everyone is panicking about this thing, but as far as I can tell,"

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