Article 51JAQ It Instantly Clear Girlfriend Used To Fuck Guy Being Mentioned In Anecdote

It Instantly Clear Girlfriend Used To Fuck Guy Being Mentioned In Anecdote

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HAVERFORD, PA-Noticing a marked mid-anecdote shift in tone as well as several meaningfully deliberate pauses, local boyfriend Anton Bridgewater instantly concluded Wednesday that his girlfriend, Leya Ferguson, used to fuck the guy she mentioned while recounting a weekend trip to The Berkshires. "She keeps bringing up"

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