Article 5265K Fears Over Food Supply Grows After Nation’s Naughty Little Boys Sneak Into Reserve Stockpiles And Eat All The Sweets

Fears Over Food Supply Grows After Nation’s Naughty Little Boys Sneak Into Reserve Stockpiles And Eat All The Sweets

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WASHINGTON-Contributing to the sense of alarm spreading across the country, concerns over the food supply escalated Wednesday after the nation's naughty little boys reportedly snuck into reserve stockpiles and ate up all the sweets. "A sudden disruption to our inventories occurred after several misbehaving young"

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