Article 52DQN Fully Recovered Chris Cuomo Gradually Realizing Family Never Going To Let Him Out Of Basement

Fully Recovered Chris Cuomo Gradually Realizing Family Never Going To Let Him Out Of Basement

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LONG ISLAND, NY-Saying recent improvements to his health had given him the energy to finally consider the strangeness of his situation, fully recovered CNN anchor Chris Cuomo gradually came to realize Monday that his family never intended to let him out the basement where he convalesced. "Cristina, are you out there,"

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