Article 52QT3 God Pins Up Hunky Shot Of Mesopotamian Hunting Deity As Inspiration To Start Working Out

God Pins Up Hunky Shot Of Mesopotamian Hunting Deity As Inspiration To Start Working Out

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THE HEAVENS-Noting the ancient divine being's "absolutely killer" abs and pectorals served as the ideal body transformation for Him, The Lord God Almighty pinned up a hunky picture of Mesopotamian hunting deity Ninurta as an inspiration to start working out, heavenly sources confirmed Friday. "Every bicycle crunch I"

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