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Longtime Person Dead At 86

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JACKSONVILLE, FL-Capping off a lengthy period of existence, longtime person Jane Brooks reportedly died Wednesday at the age of 86. "The individual, who spent her entire life as a human being, passed away due to congestive heart failure after more than 80 years of being a person," said neighbor Susan Lansing,"

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