It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are

I'll take two gallons of petrol, some wilted apology-flowers and a double dose of bork, please

Bork!Bork!Bork! Welcome to a bumper edition of The Register's ongoing series of screens surprising users. The petroleum retail industry is today's culprit in a double borkage....