Article 53AJ7 Man Can’t Wait For Quarantine To End So He Can Finally Take Shower Again

Man Can’t Wait For Quarantine To End So He Can Finally Take Shower Again

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PEABODY, MA-Noting that it had been months since he had been able to feel truly clean, local man Evan Kornhauser told reporters Monday that he could not wait for the quarantine to end so that he could finally shower again. Everyone has to make sacrifices, I know, but I have to admit that I've really missed bathing...

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