Article 53ZFS Family Increasingly Terrified That Ghost Haunting House Might Be Pedophile

Family Increasingly Terrified That Ghost Haunting House Might Be Pedophile

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LOWELL, MA-Noting the poltergeist had been a little bit too friendly towards their children since they moved in last year, local resident Dean Fischer told reporters Wednesday that his family had become increasingly terrified that the ghost haunting their house might be a pedophile. At first, it seemed fine, but...

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