Article 53ZSP Half Hour Of Constant Rubbing Somehow Fails To Soothe Irritated Eye

Half Hour Of Constant Rubbing Somehow Fails To Soothe Irritated Eye

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BALTIMORE-Perplexed by the method's failure to soothe his discomfort, local man Drew Lindstrom confirmed Wednesday that his eye remained itchy and irritated, even after 30 minutes of constant rubbing. I've been getting in there and really working at it with my knuckle, but if anything, it looks even more bloodshot...

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