Article 54MP8 City Enters Phase 4 Of Pretending Coronavirus Over

City Enters Phase 4 Of Pretending Coronavirus Over

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DALLAS-Saying the city remained on track for progressing into the final stage, Mayor Eric Johnson told Dallas residents Friday that they would soon officially be entering Phase 4 of pretending the coronavirus was over. Thanks to the efforts of municipal employees, I'm happy to say we've reached the final phases of...

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