A fête worse than death: After struggling to connect into SAP's SapphireNow online shindig, we were all 'rewarded' with a Sting concert

Can't stand losing you... over TCP/IP. So lonely... after connections drop. Message in a bottle... would work better, etc etc

Comment SAP CEO Christian Klein's epithet may well be that he appears competent - as in, he's the sort of person whose advice on the best option for life insurance one would be accepted without hesitation....