PC printer problems and enraged execs: When the answer to 'Hand over that floppy disk' is 'No'

Time for the Windows pantomime: 'Oh yes it does...' 'Oh no it doesn't'

On Call Hey, it's the 111th of March, or thereabouts. How will you celebrate this milestone? May we suggest a biscuit, a beverage of your choice and the schadenfreude that comes from a dip into The Register's On Call mailbag....