Article 55R2X Nutritionists Admit You Can Just Eat Hot Dogs And Live Like That For Basically Decades

Nutritionists Admit You Can Just Eat Hot Dogs And Live Like That For Basically Decades

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DENVER-Conceding that people can, in fact, survive indefinitely on a daily diet consisting solely of ball park franks, top nutritionists admitted Wednesday that you could just eat hot dogs and live for basically decades. We put a lot of work into formulating dietary guidelines based on discoveries and advancements in...

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