Article 55YJN DHS Secretary Assuages Concerns About Protester Abductions By Promising This Will All Feel Routine In A Month

DHS Secretary Assuages Concerns About Protester Abductions By Promising This Will All Feel Routine In A Month

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WASHINGTON-Explaining that any shock over the incidents was completely unfounded, Secretary of Homeland Security Chad Wolf attempted Monday to assuage concerns over the videos of protesters in Portland being abducted by promising this will all feel fairly routine in a month. We get that unmarked federal vehicles...

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