Article 569PW God Reminds Angels That Helping Struggling Baseball Teams Their Number-One Priority

God Reminds Angels That Helping Struggling Baseball Teams Their Number-One Priority

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THE HEAVENS-Admonishing His flock for concerning themselves with human affairs beyond the ballpark, God, Our Heavenly Father and the Creator of the Universe, reminded angels Wednesday that helping struggling baseball teams was their number-one priority. If I don't see you giving a lackluster batter the strength to...

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