Article 56CGK Federal Agents Drive 3 Hours Away From Portland Before Realizing Abducted Protester Still In Backseat

Federal Agents Drive 3 Hours Away From Portland Before Realizing Abducted Protester Still In Backseat

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ECHO, OR-Cursing their inattention and debating whether they should turn around, several U.S. federal agents reportedly had driven three hours away from Portland Friday before realizing an abducted protester was still in the backseat. Goddamnit, how did we miss him?" said federal agent Steve LaJoie to his partner...

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