Article 56H5T Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is

Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is

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LOUISVILLE, KY-Breaking from his usual detachment and allowing himself to freely discuss his heightened level of sexual arousal, cold and distant local boyfriend Andy Bokelman finally opened up to his girlfriend Tuesday about just how horny he was. I know I'm not always the best at talking about my emotions, but I...

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