Article 56MD4 Aching Desire For One True Love Separated By Fate Still No Match For A Good Porkin’

Aching Desire For One True Love Separated By Fate Still No Match For A Good Porkin’

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BLOOMINGTON, IN-Researchers at the Psychology and Brain Sciences department of Indiana University published a new study Thursday confirming that a person's aching desire for their one true love that's been separated by fate is still no match for a good porkin'. Although many find immense satisfaction in eagerly...

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