Pedophile Sucks Too Bad At ‘Fortnite’ To Actually Groom Any Relationships With Children
TOPSHAM, ME-Describing how his ineptitude in the battle royale mode was severely hampering his ability to proposition any of the preteens he was playing with, sources confirmed Thursday that local pedophile Darren Costas was sucking too bad at Fortnite to actually groom any relationships with children. God, there's...